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God I'm hungover. And lonely. I don't know WHAT is going on. Where are all my friends? Susan I sent you an owl with your birthday present and stuff but I sent it with a Ministry owl instead of Lae and apparently they've been having lots of ridiculous 'delays' with the post, so that's what's happened to that. Sorry. But come over and we can have a girly night in and talk about everything other than your life of crime, if you like.
Banana I haven't heard from you in ages WHAT have you been doing? Ernie I think I know exactly what you've been doing but shagging is no excuse not to talk to me. D'you want to go to the pub or something some night this week? I - Zach, you can come too. Kevin, you too!
Jon, I'm throwing a party in honour of you & Merry and things. When's good for you?
I have the most amazing new pair of jeans. They're fantastic, they make my ass look even better than it does normally (difficult to achieve). Peter, Paul and Mark certainly seemed to appreciate it last night, anyway.
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What a bloody day.
I'm going to Milan. Keep me updated about Susan, please, and let me know if she needs me. I'll take this journally thing, it'll be quicker than owls.
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D'you think it's wrong to put whiskey in a three month old baby's warm milk? 'Cause, see, it worked like a dream thank God.
Kevin, I need you think you should come keep me company.
eta Ernie, you can come too. Anyone else quiet and sensible out there?
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I don't want to worry anyone but I'm pretty sure I've broken my wrist! I'm having to use a QUICKQUOTES QUILL TO WRITE THIS OH BUGGER WHY HAS IT GONE capslock what the hell is it doing! how do i even make it stop oh ther
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Does anyone fancy going out somewhere or doing something or anything? I'm not in the mood for going out on my own, and I'm so bored I might have to kill myself just to give me something interesting to do.
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i spent last night in a muggle prison cell and it was horrible and smelly and just disgusting and i didn't like it at all but now that i've come home susan is here and there is alcohol so its a bit better now but i really really really really have to have a shower oh god.
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I HOPE EVERYONE REALLY LIKES CHICKEN VOL AU VENTS
I've somehow managed to order practically a MILLION OF THEM oh my god.
PS I have plenty of alcohol but feel free to bring your own!!
PPS In the interests of fairness, if you're planning on groping Zach you have to come dressed in a naked waiter/waitress costume of your own!
PPPS I AM EXCITED GUYS. DESPITE THE CHICKEN.
PPPPS the party is at the manor!! which I am sneakily going to hook up to the floo network from 8pm, as soon as the staff have finished decorating and buggered off.
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I WON hurrah! I mean obviously I was going to, but I am still feeling pretty chipper about it!
I am NEVER drinking that disgusting green stuff again though. Urgh, it is horrible. And I feel like crap. And I threw up on my favourite rug and now it is green which is pretty depressing.
But this weekend is going to be BRILLIANT! I'm planning on hosting a little soirée tomorrow (Saturday) evening. I'm thinking cocktails and canapés, which will be served by my lovely new naked waiter, Zacharias Smith. Everyone's welcome! RSVP here, please.
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bornely. lored? blonely?
worried
confused
i hate everything
excited